Spirit Airlines passenger calmly waiting to check in with BEEF CURTAINS and BUTT out

I swear we are living in a simulation and the NPCs are glitching. Bonus - salty commentary by a Jamaican lady. Uh, actually she's wearing tight pants that match her skin tone. Nice try. R2 please Google ashy.

I swear we are living in a simulation and the NPCs are glitching.

Bonus - salty commentary by a Jamaican lady.

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by Anonymousreply 246October 7, 2023 12:18 AM

Uh, actually she's wearing tight pants that match her skin tone. Nice try.

by Anonymousreply 2September 28, 2023 3:10 AM

R2 please Google “ashy.”

by Anonymousreply 3September 28, 2023 3:11 AM

I love the old lady on the mobility scooter, vacantly staring at our intrepid heroine.

by Anonymousreply 6September 28, 2023 3:16 AM

Stop fat-shaming her. She’s celebrating her size. Big girls need love, too. 😉

by Anonymousreply 7September 28, 2023 3:39 AM

Lori Lightfoot seems to have put on a few pounds since she went to teach America's future leaders at Harvard.

by Anonymousreply 8September 28, 2023 3:48 AM

Is she wearing a short dress that rode up her broad backside?

by Anonymousreply 9September 28, 2023 4:20 AM

Perhaps R9, but she has to feel the draft.

by Anonymousreply 10September 28, 2023 4:26 AM

I don't see beef curtains but for a large woman her ass could have been worse.

by Anonymousreply 11September 28, 2023 4:31 AM

[quote] This is FLL btw

I took one look at the video, and thought... FLORIDA.

It really couldn't be anywhere else.

by Anonymousreply 12September 28, 2023 4:38 AM

Jail time. And plenty of it.

by Anonymousreply 13September 28, 2023 4:40 AM

It was so nice out that she decided to leave it out

by Anonymousreply 14September 28, 2023 5:40 AM

Water running up the spout but I don't care

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by Anonymousreply 16September 28, 2023 5:46 AM

Good try, douche. Where are the beef curtains?

by Anonymousreply 17September 28, 2023 7:57 AM

Sometimes a gal just needs to air out.

by Anonymousreply 18September 28, 2023 8:50 AM

I wonder what happened when she had to raise her arms at the x-ray machine? I would most definitely turn away.

by Anonymousreply 19September 28, 2023 1:26 PM

She shoulda been arrested.

by Anonymousreply 20September 28, 2023 2:01 PM

Hopefully she wasn't delayed and was able to get to the Hoochie Mama Convention on time.

by Anonymousreply 21September 28, 2023 2:47 PM

[quote] She shoulda been arrested.

There oughta be a law!

by Anonymousreply 23September 28, 2023 3:19 PM

[quote] NO DRAWERS!

Apparently not because if she had them perhaps she’d have found some appropriate clothing to wear.

by Anonymousreply 24September 28, 2023 3:21 PM

How could she ever have thought that was appropriate attire for travelling? Didn’t a friend or family member say something to her before she left for the airport. Imagine having to sit next to her, or in that seat after her.

I wonder if anything was said to her at the check-in desk?

by Anonymousreply 25September 28, 2023 3:56 PM

Imagine the dingleberries she leaves behind.

by Anonymousreply 26September 28, 2023 5:23 PM

The absurdity of this is compounded by the fact that everyone on line appears to act like it’s perfectly normal.

If you told me that this was a viral prank filmed on a studio set built to look like an airport, I’d find it more believable than what actually happened.

by Anonymousreply 27September 28, 2023 5:29 PM

Imagine sitting in her seat on the next flight.

by Anonymousreply 28September 28, 2023 5:31 PM

It's easy access scratchin' when you got a cooter itch y'all!

by Anonymousreply 29September 28, 2023 5:32 PM

[quote] The absurdity of this is compounded by the fact that everyone on line appears to act like it’s perfectly normal.

It’s Spirit, so “normal”.

by Anonymousreply 30September 28, 2023 6:05 PM

She had underpants on when she entered the airport, but her big ass clearly ate them by the time she got to the ticket counter.

DAT AZZ WUZ HANGRAY!

by Anonymousreply 31September 28, 2023 6:21 PM

[quote]This is FLL btw

I was about to note that this is redundant & stating the obvious, but then I remembered Spirit has at least a few flights out of MIA as well. (But yeah, OBVIOUSLY Florida. Not even Texas is that trashy!)

by Anonymousreply 32September 28, 2023 6:23 PM

R2 is correct. She's got short shorts.

by Anonymousreply 33September 28, 2023 6:26 PM

[r33], no. There are no shorts. Her buttcrack is as clear as day in the video.

by Anonymousreply 34September 28, 2023 6:35 PM

[quote]Good try, douche. Where are the beef curtains?

The only reason why I clicked on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 35September 28, 2023 6:41 PM

Her gunt/fupa ate her beef curtains.

by Anonymousreply 36September 28, 2023 6:44 PM

R34 Pants going up your buttcrack is a trend, google it, or stand in line at Walmart.

by Anonymousreply 38September 28, 2023 6:51 PM

It really is "The Great Unwashed.'

by Anonymousreply 40September 28, 2023 7:11 PM

Is she wearing butt floss bikini?

by Anonymousreply 41September 28, 2023 8:01 PM

She wasn't wearing a thong. She was wearing a 'thang'.

I pity the poor fool who has to wash her outfits.

by Anonymousreply 42September 28, 2023 8:23 PM

R12 If the airport wasn't a factor, this could have been taken in a Wal-Mart, from virtually every town in the United States (excluding, maybe, the upper eastern seaboard)

by Anonymousreply 43September 28, 2023 8:39 PM

The first thing I noticed was her crusty heels!

by Anonymousreply 44September 28, 2023 8:49 PM

R2/r33 are partially correct. She's not only wearing pants, they come down to just below the knee.

They just happen to be super thin and tight. Not even Spirit would allow anyone to fly so apparently blatantly nude below the waist.

by Anonymousreply 45September 28, 2023 8:59 PM

I blame Kanye for this whole nude is the new normal.

by Anonymousreply 46September 28, 2023 9:03 PM

The guy behind her is puking.

by Anonymousreply 47September 28, 2023 9:03 PM

Is this the 2023 version of THE DRESS?

Some viewers see pants, while others see bare skin?

Because I definitely don't see pants.

by Anonymousreply 48September 28, 2023 9:04 PM

I guess they are more like sheer leggings that are nearly panty hose, r 48. Towards the end of the clip, you can see the brown drawstrings hanging down the front.

by Anonymousreply 50September 28, 2023 9:13 PM

The drawstrings are orange like her top and leggings don't have drawstrings. Her skin tone is a bit lighter at the folds in the back of her knees which has led some to think she's wearing pants. She's not.

by Anonymousreply 51September 28, 2023 9:19 PM

[Quote]Shall we make getting old illegal, maybe you would like a society in the 700s movie Logan's Run where all people over 30 are eradicated.

They're my tampon strings y'all.

by Anonymousreply 52September 28, 2023 9:22 PM

I agree with one of the comments that her dress probably rode up and no one told her.

by Anonymousreply 53September 28, 2023 9:29 PM

“Spirit, you gon’ let dis happen?”

I love how her narration becomes a fervent prayer.

by Anonymousreply 54September 28, 2023 9:31 PM

There are TWO sets of drawstrings, r51. The first set you see are orange, as you say, from her top. The second set are brown, from whatever the hell she is wearing.

There is no way in hell that she would be allowed to walk around literally half nude.

by Anonymousreply 55September 28, 2023 9:31 PM

You can see how gathered the dress is at her waist and also the uneven design in the back. There are no secondary draw strings and leggings do not have drawstrings anyways. She's carrying stuff in her hands as well as her luggage so that may be the confusion.

by Anonymousreply 56September 28, 2023 9:35 PM

Quite a poonanny on that sow.

by Anonymousreply 57September 28, 2023 9:45 PM

If you're wearing a dress that short wouldn't you wear panties?

by Anonymousreply 58September 28, 2023 9:51 PM

It’s safe to assume that if she is wearing some kind of skin-tight miracle fabric, the crotch is completely cut out.

by Anonymousreply 59September 28, 2023 9:51 PM

Her “dress” isn’t even hiked up that much. It would not cover her derrière even if pulled down.

I can’t believe there’s no updates.

by Anonymousreply 60September 28, 2023 9:54 PM

After rewatching I do see below the knee leggings that are very close to her skin tone. That said, shouldn't she have worn a shirt that goes below ass line.

by Anonymousreply 61September 28, 2023 9:54 PM

R60, can't you see it's a stretch dress, put to the ultimate test. Since the left side is almost covering her it could have definitely been pulled down to cover her ass.

by Anonymousreply 62September 28, 2023 10:09 PM

R62 I see it now. Makes sense. If someone complains or refuses boarding because *indecent exposure* she just pulls the 'dress' down and covers her ass--literally and figuratively.

by Anonymousreply 64September 28, 2023 11:06 PM

I don't know why so many women insist on wearing cloths that are clearly too small.

by Anonymousreply 65September 28, 2023 11:12 PM

Agree that she's wearing knee length leggings.

by Anonymousreply 66September 28, 2023 11:12 PM

Please don't be Bl....oh, shit!!!

by Anonymousreply 67September 28, 2023 11:15 PM

That thing she's wearing on top is no dress. It's some sort of top that has been cut at a jaunty angle on the bottom. I suppose she thinks it's haute couture. Or better yet 'whore coochieture'.

by Anonymousreply 69September 28, 2023 11:28 PM

If I ever become so poor that I have to fly Spirit, I'd rather kill myself.

by Anonymousreply 70September 28, 2023 11:31 PM

I would not sit on an airline seat with my bare butt. GERMS PEOPLE! Gross

by Anonymousreply 72September 29, 2023 5:29 AM

Her parents must be proud. We raised a fine hoochie mama.

by Anonymousreply 73September 29, 2023 5:46 AM

Clearly, a couple of seams have given over.

by Anonymousreply 74September 29, 2023 9:10 AM

I saw a woman on fifth avenue in the high 40’s with her ass hanging out like this a month or two ago. Similar situation in that I wondered, “is it possible she just doesn’t realize it’s ridden up?” But she could not have started out with full coverage.

At one point she started screaming at someone. I couldn’t tell for sure if she was just a typical insane street person in the midst of a crisis or she was putting someone who had dared to suggest she was inappropriately dressed in their place.

It was weird because the outfit could have been some sort of attempt at a “power clash” with a plaid mini skirt and bright top or it could have been a homeless person wearing random clothes.

I feel like I see stuff almost as bad as this on a fairly frequent basis.

by Anonymousreply 75September 29, 2023 10:29 AM

Maybe she's wearing shorts, but her ass gobbled them up?

by Anonymousreply 76September 29, 2023 10:53 AM

R2 is correct. Look at her ankles. You can clearly see the line at both ankles where her leggings end.

She's wearing skin-tight leggings that match her skin tone, which is a really bad choice, but it's also not public nudity. Which is why she isn't being hauled out of line and arrested, and nobody in line is looking at her twice.

by Anonymousreply 77September 29, 2023 11:11 AM

Well, it's Spirit Airlines, so she's perfectly dressed for the occasion.

by Anonymousreply 80September 29, 2023 1:52 PM

If she's wearing tights, those are the nudest, sheerest tights I have ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 81September 29, 2023 1:59 PM

Nothing at the ankles or knees. Skin tone is simply different at those areas.

by Anonymousreply 82September 29, 2023 6:38 PM

I was standing in front of her in line. When I turned around and saw her, I could read her lips.

by Anonymousreply 83September 29, 2023 6:50 PM

Change the name from Spirit to Stripes.

by Anonymousreply 84September 29, 2023 9:32 PM

[quote]I was standing in front of her in line. When I turned around and saw her, I could read her lips.

Did her lips say QUEEF?

by Anonymousreply 85September 29, 2023 9:36 PM

What would Helen Keller do?

by Anonymousreply 89September 29, 2023 9:58 PM

[quote] What would Helen Keller do?

She’d feel the buffalo’s buttocks to determine what was in front of her and then she’d make the sign for “NO DRAWERS!”

by Anonymousreply 90September 29, 2023 10:29 PM

It's named Spirit Airlines and yet their planes have never crashed.

by Anonymousreply 91September 29, 2023 10:30 PM

Yeah, I can see the knee-length leggings or whatever you'd call them. But, it's still inappropriate, if slightly less so, and gross.

by Anonymousreply 92September 29, 2023 11:34 PM

I hope she puts a towel down on that seat. Go with nudist colony rules, Spirit Airlines.

by Anonymousreply 93September 29, 2023 11:42 PM

I was impressed with no cellulite

by Anonymousreply 94September 29, 2023 11:46 PM

Don't forget that the woman who was right there says she forgot her drawers! I think she would know better than we do. The Mirror is calling it a dress. Watch this video disappear like the Zapruder film, we'll never be sure!!!!

"A woman spotted at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport in Florida has gone viral after the seemingly oblivious passenger wore an orange halter-neck dress that appeared to show her backside"

by Anonymousreply 95September 30, 2023 12:23 AM

"I was impressed with no cellulite."

IF she had it, it would be obscured by the leggings. So, she may or may not have cellulite.

by Anonymousreply 96September 30, 2023 12:24 AM

R94 that is the only thing that makes me think it must be leggings, the skin overall is too smooth for someone that big.

by Anonymousreply 97September 30, 2023 12:37 AM

R6 she is thinking "Damn, did someone bring DEAD FISH in their carry-on?"

by Anonymousreply 98September 30, 2023 12:38 AM

I see no pants, no tights, no leggings on that.

by Anonymousreply 99September 30, 2023 12:51 AM

It's like the story of the Emperor's New Clothes, but in real life.

by Anonymousreply 102September 30, 2023 1:01 AM

On the plane

Coffee, tea or… SOMEONE PUT AN OXYGEN MASK ON THAT BUSH!

by Anonymousreply 103September 30, 2023 1:05 AM

This landwhale is gonna be the next "Is this dress gold or blue?" internet controversy.

I'm team "no leggings, bare ass."

by Anonymousreply 104September 30, 2023 1:07 AM

Is it worth starting a new thread so we can have a poll?

by Anonymousreply 105September 30, 2023 1:08 AM

She could eat a lot but be younger and active. Also dark skin hides imperfections better

by Anonymousreply 106September 30, 2023 1:15 AM

Brown yoga pants you fools.

by Anonymousreply 107September 30, 2023 1:30 AM

That woman is stark naked from the waist down. Do not give me this "she's wearing leggings" bullshit. Don't gaslight my eyeballs. I am seeing her butt, her crack, her cheeks, in all glory. Her dress rode up. Period, end of. And it's fucking weird.

by Anonymousreply 108September 30, 2023 1:31 AM

Cellulite is called the white woman's curse. Black people do get it but not as much, it has to do with the way fat is stored.

by Anonymousreply 109September 30, 2023 1:32 AM

You can see the material stop at her ankles.

by Anonymousreply 110September 30, 2023 1:35 AM

Not yoga pants. Not shorts or leggings. The skin on her legs is slightly two-toned. Exposure to the sun can sometimes lighten black skin. There are no pants lines. Try enlarging the picture if you dare.

by Anonymousreply 111September 30, 2023 1:37 AM

I think it's the "we see leggings" people who are being gaslighted.

I think we can all agree it's not cool either way.

by Anonymousreply 112September 30, 2023 1:37 AM

R110 No it's just the soles of her feet that are lighter than her legs. Can you not tell skin when you see it? Do you need a new prescription for your trifocals? That is bare FLESH, man.

by Anonymousreply 113September 30, 2023 1:39 AM

[quote] Also dark skin hides imperfections better

Tell us about it.

by Anonymousreply 114September 30, 2023 1:40 AM

The extensive debate and examination of this rhino's fat ass is why I come to DL. Better than the JFK conspiracists watching the Zapruder film over and over again for clues.

by Anonymousreply 115September 30, 2023 1:41 AM

It used to be you dressed up to fly somewhere. I remember people dressed in their Sunday best in the 60s. Men wore suits and ties. It looked glamorous.

Last year, a bodybuilder boarded out plane wearing a muscle tank, with nipples far outside the confines of the tank. Not that I minded. But if I was sitting next to him, I would be miserable looking at his chest and wanting to squeeze those nipples.

by Anonymousreply 116September 30, 2023 1:45 AM

If a hot guy was boarding a plane pantsless DL would be cheering him on.

by Anonymousreply 117September 30, 2023 1:45 AM

SHE’S NOT WEARING PANTS PEOPLE

by Anonymousreply 118September 30, 2023 1:45 AM

Does she have government experience and live in California? Gavin Newsom should appoint her to DiFi's Senate seat. After all, they have a relaxed dress code in the Senate now, she'll do fine!

by Anonymousreply 119September 30, 2023 1:49 AM

We're not saying she's wearing pants because of her feet. We get pigmentation and color variations on a particular person.

by Anonymousreply 120September 30, 2023 1:50 AM

The woman in front of her is wearing bedroom slippers.

by Anonymousreply 121September 30, 2023 1:51 AM

The people who cannot see nor believe that this crazy woman was actually straight up bare-assed in a public airport remind me of the island natives who could not see the ships on the horizon because such a thing did not fit into their experience and they just simply could not conceptualize such a thing, therefore they didn't see the thing.

I get it. It's odd. Almost inconceivable. But it's real. That is a bare ass in an airport.

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by Anonymousreply 122September 30, 2023 2:25 AM

At first I thought they were leggings because she gets lighter at the ankles but the skin on the back of her knees is also lighter.

by Anonymousreply 124September 30, 2023 3:00 AM

With or without leggings you know she thought she looked hot.

by Anonymousreply 125September 30, 2023 3:31 AM

That old lady makes me miss Mobility Mary.

by Anonymousreply 126September 30, 2023 4:09 AM

So somebody photoshopped that pic at OP to make pants, tights, leggings invisible.

by Anonymousreply 127September 30, 2023 7:12 AM

I’ve never seen leggings go that far up anybody’s ass crack

by Anonymousreply 128September 30, 2023 8:06 AM

Blows my mind that anyone would say with a straight face that the woman is wearing anything on the bottom half of her body. It's bare skin, clear as day. There is no fabric there. There is nothing there but skin. C'mon. Are you just too wigged out to allow your brain to register that it's a woman's bare ass in a public airport?

by Anonymousreply 129September 30, 2023 8:20 AM

Why doesn’t someone help her out and pull her dress down? I’ve had my skirt hiked up like that without knowing, and it’s embarrassing. Though usually I’d be wearing panties underneath. Lol

by Anonymousreply 130September 30, 2023 8:27 AM

R127 - are you trying to say the entire video was photoshopped?

by Anonymousreply 131September 30, 2023 8:47 AM

This is my absolute favourite thread for ages, the replies are just so funny.

by Anonymousreply 132September 30, 2023 10:49 AM

Imagine having settled into your aisle seat and Naked Nene arrives with her full moon and announces she's the window seat.

by Anonymousreply 133September 30, 2023 1:54 PM

A WITCH!! SHE'S POSSESSED BY SATAN!! BURN HER!!!

by Anonymousreply 134September 30, 2023 1:59 PM

“Just wonder’n if anyone be interested”

by Anonymousreply 135September 30, 2023 2:02 PM

The airlines would not let her board the plane bare assed. I have to believe that they would not.

by Anonymousreply 136September 30, 2023 2:46 PM

I've been watching to see if the media tracks her down to give her side of the story.

Still nothing.

by Anonymousreply 137September 30, 2023 2:49 PM

[quote]At first I thought they were leggings because she gets lighter at the ankles but the skin on the back of her knees is also lighter.

Not only this, but I took a screenshot and magnified it around her feet. The darker skin coloring extends to the top of her feet. If it were leggings her whole foot would be a different color.

I don't doubt she is wearing something, but it has ridden all the way up her ass.

by Anonymousreply 138September 30, 2023 2:53 PM

It looks like she had a wardrobe malfunction and wasn't aware of it and no one was polite enough to pull her aside and tell her.

by Anonymousreply 139September 30, 2023 2:56 PM

Who could've ever predicated that "Soul Plane" would one day become reality?

by Anonymousreply 140September 30, 2023 2:56 PM

That motherfucker is NOT real!

by Anonymousreply 141September 30, 2023 2:57 PM

R139 is correct.

This whole thread is moronic.

by Anonymousreply 142September 30, 2023 2:58 PM

Spirit should have made that heffa check some of the junk in her trunk.

by Anonymousreply 143September 30, 2023 3:07 PM

I said this in the other thread :

I am a fat chick. if she were wearing ANYTHING (leggings, tights, spanx) tight enough to go up her but crack like that it would be 100 percent obvious because wherever whatever ended would cut into her flesh drastically and like roll up a bit around the edges leaving a thick dark obvious line.

I am starting to suspect none of you have ever worn spanx or short leggings.

by Anonymousreply 144September 30, 2023 3:14 PM

It’s not fair. I tried to board a Spirit flight in assless chaps and got turned away. Their policy is discriminatory towards men.

by Anonymousreply 145September 30, 2023 3:29 PM

Would any of you queens have had the courage to tell that heifer that her ass was showing?

by Anonymousreply 146September 30, 2023 4:14 PM

I can just see some old black grandma tapping that sow on the shoulder and saying "gal, did you know ya coochiepop is hangin' out?".

by Anonymousreply 147September 30, 2023 4:20 PM

R126: "That old lady makes me miss Mobility Mary."

Well, her customary lamentation would be appropriate: "Oh, my God. OH, MY GOD!!!"

by Anonymousreply 148September 30, 2023 4:31 PM

Yes, R146. I'd say "Lady, why do you have to parade around in public with your ass hanging out, looking like a ho?" Then I'd run before she tried to beat me up.

by Anonymousreply 149September 30, 2023 4:33 PM

What I don’t understand is all those other people around her…nobody else noticed it? No comment from the airline? There haven’t been any other tweets?

by Anonymousreply 151September 30, 2023 5:44 PM

[quote]I tried to board a Spirit flight in assless chaps and got turned away.

All chaps are assless.

by Anonymousreply 152September 30, 2023 5:46 PM

Someone with good Photoshop skills should add some toilet paper hanging out of her ass.

by Anonymousreply 153September 30, 2023 5:47 PM

RE other people saying something to her -- maybe it was a collective case of "Not my problem." Maybe people were embarrassed for her and scared to say something. And -- as I suspect -- maybe someone DID say something, shortly after the video ended.

by Anonymousreply 154September 30, 2023 5:56 PM

She is wearing vulgar flesh-colored leggings. If she was actually walking around the airport bottomless, TSA or airport police would have detained her and likely have her arrested if she refused to cover up.

by Anonymousreply 155September 30, 2023 6:09 PM

Stop gaslighting me!!

This woman is NOT WEARING LEGGINGS.

by Anonymousreply 156September 30, 2023 6:26 PM

[quote]I've been watching to see if the media tracks her down to give her side of the story.

R134 might have the answer, since s/he's related to her.

by Anonymousreply 157September 30, 2023 8:20 PM

The true tragedy is the fringed cowboy hat she's carrying.

by Anonymousreply 158September 30, 2023 11:17 PM

This is our version of the Zapruder film

by Anonymousreply 159October 1, 2023 4:13 AM

This is culture. She is refusing to follow white Amerikkka's respectability politics!

by Anonymousreply 160October 1, 2023 4:25 AM

She’s not wearing leggings. Didn’t you hear the lady? NO DRAWERS.

by Anonymousreply 162October 1, 2023 4:30 AM

Perhaps we should be showing some cultural sensitivity. Among her people, this may be completely acceptable.

by Anonymousreply 163October 1, 2023 4:47 AM

The passenger with the empty neighboring seat when he saw her place her overhead right above him

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by Anonymousreply 164October 1, 2023 2:08 PM

In what universe does "drawers" mean pants? The woman obviously has on espresso colored bike or yoga shorts. What she doesn't have on is UNDERPANTS, so you can see every nook and cranny. THAT'S what the narrator seems flabbergasted about.

by Anonymousreply 165October 2, 2023 7:31 AM

Oh dear, R165. You're seeing things. That's naked skin.

by Anonymousreply 166October 2, 2023 7:35 AM

My God, Viola!!!! Just because you haven’t been in the headlines for a couple of months doesn’t mean you have to pull PR stunts like this to get your name back out there. Adopt a kid or get a new boy toy instead of dripping old lady juice all over the floor at a second tier airport in Compton…….

by Anonymousreply 167October 2, 2023 8:06 AM

I FINALLY saw the tights. Not that it makes a difference on hell.

by Anonymousreply 168October 2, 2023 11:30 AM

Where does one purchase ashy tinted tights like the ones she's wearing?

by Anonymousreply 169October 2, 2023 12:18 PM

“ I FINALLY saw the tights.”

No one is wearing tights in this video, much less anywhere in Florida in the 100+ degree summer heat.

by Anonymousreply 170October 2, 2023 12:25 PM

She’s wearing leggings that are the same color as her skin. It’s a poor choice, but for God’s sake, leave this woman alone. Your racism is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 171October 2, 2023 12:44 PM

[quote]Your racism is disgusting.

So is her outfit.

by Anonymousreply 172October 2, 2023 12:55 PM

She's not being ridiculed for being black. She's being ridiculed for being fat.

by Anonymousreply 173October 2, 2023 1:26 PM

[quote] She's being ridiculed for being fat.

Fat and having no drawers.

by Anonymousreply 174October 2, 2023 2:36 PM

R171 sincerely believes that if this were a demented [italic]white[/italic] landwhale with her unwashed bare ass on display, we would not mock her. New to the site, dear?

If you must clutch your pearls, R171, clutch them over sexism. If this were a man strutting bare-assed around the Spirit terminal, the reactions would be quite different.

by Anonymousreply 175October 2, 2023 2:48 PM

Butt Out sounds like an association for Gay men who are into dump trucks.

by Anonymousreply 176October 2, 2023 3:14 PM

[quote] I swear we are living in a simulation and the NPCs are glitching.

Gen Zs don’t realize how much they embarrass themselves by babbling like this.

The world is not a video game. Put the controller down and grow up.

by Anonymousreply 177October 2, 2023 3:18 PM

I’m 41.

It’s so cute you think Zoomers post here.

by Anonymousreply 178October 2, 2023 3:32 PM

That’s far, far sadder, r178. Although millennials started the Peter Pan Syndrome thing, of course.

by Anonymousreply 179October 2, 2023 3:37 PM

Boomers: “Why can’t young people take life seriously and and grow up?”

Also Boomers: “Let’s elect Trump!”

by Anonymousreply 180October 2, 2023 3:47 PM

Honey, could you please close your curtains? I can see your uterus!

by Anonymousreply 181October 2, 2023 3:50 PM

Depends on the situation. Remember the fun the entire nation had with those two white hippos who shoplifted and made a slow getaway.

by Anonymousreply 182October 2, 2023 3:51 PM

I FINALLY saw the tights, I saw the tights

No more darkness, no more night

Now I'm so happy, no sorrow in sight

Praise the Lord, I saw the tights

by Anonymousreply 184October 2, 2023 7:10 PM

This story is in the Daily Mail now, with pixellation over her big bare ass..

by Anonymousreply 185October 2, 2023 8:00 PM

Yes, I saw the tights, in your thighs.

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by Anonymousreply 186October 2, 2023 8:43 PM

Tights in brown satin... Never reaching the end... Posts I have written... Never meaning to send...

Booty I'd always missed... With these eyes before... Just what the truth is... I can't say anymore...

by Anonymousreply 187October 2, 2023 8:56 PM

I guess black does crack.

by Anonymousreply 188October 2, 2023 9:02 PM

Black has crack and lots of it.

by Anonymousreply 189October 2, 2023 10:02 PM

The people who say she is wearing tights are high on crack.

by Anonymousreply 190October 2, 2023 10:07 PM

And youuuuuu....tight up my life....

You give me hope...to board the plane

You light up my legs

And fill my crack.....with.....HOPE!

by Anonymousreply 191October 2, 2023 11:18 PM

R183, R184, R187, R191

I love you all. Please be my sister wives!

by Anonymousreply 194October 3, 2023 2:56 AM

The poor girl doesn’t know her dress has ridden up. Yes, she should have worn underwear, but maybe she ran out of clean pairs, being on vacation.

by Anonymousreply 195October 3, 2023 4:39 AM

Wouldn't she feel a draft with her bare ass hanging out?

by Anonymousreply 196October 3, 2023 5:09 AM

A sportscaster has taken inspiration from her and run with it.

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by Anonymousreply 197October 3, 2023 5:10 AM

[quote] Boomers: “Why can’t young people take life seriously and and grow up?”

[quote]Also Boomers: “Let’s elect Trump!”

Whataboutism at its finest. Trump is not your catch-all get-out-of-jail-free card. Using your logic, you automatically lose every argument with someone outside the US because Trump.

Very immature.

by Anonymousreply 198October 3, 2023 5:55 AM

I will scissor with you hon at R194! And I love all of our snark!

by Anonymousreply 199October 3, 2023 6:02 AM

Not sure why the Grand Dragons in this thread can't see that this SAVED and SANCTIFIED young woman is CLEARLY wearing tights.

by Anonymousreply 200October 3, 2023 12:56 PM

If you wear leggings or even tights, however sheer, they soften or obscure the definition of the buttcheeks and the crack.

Also you would not have the sheen of bare skin anymore. The texture would be that of fabric, not flesh.

Also who has ever seen tights or leggings in that color? Mottled brown? The exact, precise, identical color of the skin on the rest of her body? In my 50 years on this earth I have never seen tights or leggings that color.

See below. Even the skintight translucent leggings in the photo obscure the crack. There is always going to be fabric papering over the crack. Our queen at the airport has an unobscured crack and deeply defined cheeks, all with the sheen of bare skin.

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by Anonymousreply 201October 3, 2023 1:58 PM

If she is wearing tights, I wonder if she’s a ballet dancer. She has that sort of graceful bearing. She may not have had time to put on drawers at the studio in the rush to catch her flight.

by Anonymousreply 202October 3, 2023 2:04 PM

Would one of you bitches who "sees" the leggings or tights please screenshot a photo and use Markup to identify and label exactly where you are seeing the hem of the leggings?

by Anonymousreply 203October 3, 2023 2:58 PM

Phantom leggings on Spirit Airlines.

by Anonymousreply 204October 3, 2023 3:35 PM

I can't wait for the Lifetime Movie adaptation of this incident and the furor it is causing here.

Is Gabby Sibourday available?

by Anonymousreply 205October 3, 2023 3:47 PM

The people who say they see leggings are all trolls. They'll keep this "debate" going forever.

by Anonymousreply 206October 3, 2023 5:12 PM

When our friend reached the boarding gate she was stopped:

"Ma'am, I'm afraid I can't let you board."

"Why not?

"You're not wearing any pants."

"They're called leggings!"

"I don't think so."

"Well, lots of people think that's what I got on!"

"Who?"

"Several. There's been a poll."

"Well, it looks like you're naked from the waist down. Why don't you pull down your top to cover up a little?"

"I'm wearing a top?"

by Anonymousreply 207October 3, 2023 5:30 PM

This thread has gone into my top 5 favorite DL threads. You bitches make me laugh!

by Anonymousreply 208October 3, 2023 5:35 PM

What’s a big girl to do when there’s no more Big Mama hose?

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by Anonymousreply 209October 3, 2023 6:06 PM

That "dress" would look great on Billy Porter!

by Anonymousreply 210October 3, 2023 8:13 PM

JESUS CHRIST, enlarge the photo. She's wearing tights.

by Anonymousreply 211October 4, 2023 12:47 PM

I did enlarge it and she's still bareassed, or possibly with a thong stuck way up her crack.

by Anonymousreply 212October 4, 2023 1:26 PM

Was she bare ? Was she wearing tights?

Entire religions have schismed over theological disputes like this

by Anonymousreply 213October 4, 2023 1:42 PM

She’s wearing see-through, clear leggings.

by Anonymousreply 214October 4, 2023 2:01 PM

I'm a fan of invisible leggings.

by Anonymousreply 215October 4, 2023 2:07 PM

Just be glad it's not Lens.

by Anonymousreply 216October 4, 2023 2:24 PM

Even Lens would wear drawers.

by Anonymousreply 217October 4, 2023 3:38 PM

She needs to, or all the pebbles would drop out.

by Anonymousreply 218October 4, 2023 3:42 PM

You bitches are arguing like Romy and Michelle over who was the Mary. I hope the leggings vs. bare ass debate keeps this thread going to 600 replies.

by Anonymousreply 219October 4, 2023 5:11 PM

Shanqeeza be airing her cat!

by Anonymousreply 220October 4, 2023 5:16 PM

Either way, she should not be dressed like this. It looks disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 221October 4, 2023 10:45 PM

None of you bitches have ever had a wardrobe malfunction?

by Anonymousreply 222October 4, 2023 11:04 PM

[quote] None of you bitches have ever had a wardrobe malfunction?

Seriously, I urinated on the floor at Kroger this past summer, but at least I had my pants on and had a cart in front of me while I did my business.

by Anonymousreply 223October 4, 2023 11:09 PM

She has no problem leaving skid marks on the seat cushion. The same one you are supposed to hang onto for dear life if you land in the water. Let that sink in for a moment.

by Anonymousreply 224October 4, 2023 11:10 PM

R222 is Janet Jackson. Welcome to the DL, Janet! You are beloved by many here.

by Anonymousreply 225October 4, 2023 11:18 PM

This is what happens when you inadvertently pack the pants and underwear you’re going to wear that day in your checked luggage and you don’t realize until you get to the gate that you made a mistake. We’ve all had that with some item I’m sure.

by Anonymousreply 226October 4, 2023 11:27 PM

No one has replied to r203 I see.

by Anonymousreply 227October 5, 2023 2:56 AM

R213: "Was she bare? Was she wearing tights? Entire religions have schismed over theological disputes like this."

Well, she DOES bring Henry VIII to mind!

by Anonymousreply 228October 5, 2023 3:28 AM

I'm really curious if she was able to get on the plane looking like that. I sure hope not.

by Anonymousreply 229October 5, 2023 3:43 AM

I *think* I see the bottoms now. They’re not leggings, but bike shorts. They end a couple inches above her knees.

If you zoom in on the video, her butt and thighs are a darker brown than her calves and knees. And they’re very smooth and a uniform color (because it’s covered by fabric). The reason you can’t see a seam is because the fabric is being eaten by the butt, but I do believe it’s there.

Pause the video when the woman is standing directly in front of the silver pole. Her crack is covered by the pole and right there you can see that she’s wearing spandex type brown shorts.

by Anonymousreply 230October 5, 2023 3:59 AM

[quote]If you zoom in on the video, her butt and thighs are a darker brown than her calves and knees

Maybe she likes to tan wearing socks.

by Anonymousreply 231October 5, 2023 10:00 AM

You don’t think the woman who took the video could tell it was a bare ass?

by Anonymousreply 232October 5, 2023 10:08 AM

I have flown Spirit and Frontier Airlines once each. Never again. Relentlessly bottom drawer airlines.

by Anonymousreply 233October 5, 2023 4:19 PM

r230 still don't see it. Spandex would have a clearer line at the bottom on her thigh

by Anonymousreply 234October 6, 2023 3:00 AM

Spirit is a great deal, where else can you fly to Fort Myers for $19.99?

by Anonymousreply 235October 6, 2023 4:19 AM

Spirit Halloween sure has been successful. - Rose

by Anonymousreply 236October 6, 2023 4:22 AM

[quote]Spirit is a great deal, where else can you fly to Fort Myers for $19.99?

Also, their new policy of making drawers optional is kind of intriguing.

by Anonymousreply 237October 6, 2023 5:21 AM

[quote] Also, their new policy of making drawers optional is kind of intriguing.

There's a surcharge of $10 per item of clothing on each Spirit flight. She was just saving a few bucks by not wearing drawers.

by Anonymousreply 239October 6, 2023 6:17 AM

Worse stuff on People of Walmart every day. She's clearly trying to call attention to herself, though.

by Anonymousreply 241October 6, 2023 2:10 PM

They’re going to have to burn her seat on the plane

by Anonymousreply 242October 6, 2023 8:46 PM

Spirit Airlines has seats?

by Anonymousreply 243October 6, 2023 8:52 PM

We need a warning to everyone at the airport: If you see nothing, say something.

by Anonymousreply 244October 6, 2023 10:03 PM

That's the problem, r244, we see nothing, especially pants!

by Anonymousreply 245October 6, 2023 10:15 PM

Maybe she had just come from the office, where they had casual Friday.

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